Sarah

While in Tom Smith’s car the other day he told me many interesting things one of which was…

it was last tuesday, i had the afternoon off. i was rolling down winterstoke
road on my (broken) bike towards halfords, and i was just by the alphabet
zoo (big nursery) when a man (i assume) in a really poor monkey outfit ran
across my path to do monkey-type actions towards the stationary traffic.

due to the lack of all-round vision afforded by the oversize head, he ran
into my path, casuing me to shout out ‘oi, watch it monkey!’