freaky letters
I was very confused about this very strange story about an old couple who recieved a card through the post, which had obviously been tampered with and had this additional note inside:
“Dear customer, We had to open this letter to check for money or credit cards, next time, make sure there is some money! Love, Royal Mail.”
The “love, Royal Mail” makes it ten times funnier. The couple said it was like having their house burgled.
I think this story is a wind-up. They can’t be called Kill, be members of the church and be disgusted and upset of Bicester. It’s all too much for me.
yeah! I didn’t notice his name William Kill – WILL KILL
This puts me very much in mind of a story I once saw (in Private Eye?) about a little girl who writes to Father Christmas, describing a heartbreaking scene of family poverty and begging him to send her £100 so that her large family can at least have a nice Christmas dinner. Well, as we know, the Post Office rounds up all of these letters and has a department which sends off replies to the kids. This particular letter provokes such feelings of seasonal goodwill that the workers in the office have an impromptu whip round and mange to scrape together £80 for the little girl, which they send off with a note from ‘Santa’. Some time after Christmas, the Dept receives another letter from the same little girl, thanking Santa for the cash but ending up ‘it’s a pity those robbing bastards at the Royal Mail helped themselves to £20 though’.
Thanks for that story Tony Garner.