processor please
I have a plan to own one of these (in chrome)…

….without paying for it.
In order to do this I may need to lie and make myself look foolish but it’s worth £179.
The plan = I am going to write a letter to Sainsbury’s magazine, of course in the style of a letter to a magazine and I am going to get letter of the week. It is going to include the picture of the strawberry shortcake, in relation to the large strawberry shortcake recipe they had in it this month and I am going to go on about how much I liked the recipe (the recipe I haven’t tried) and that I decided to make lots of small versions. It’s going to have to include some things like “…and of course, because it’s so small, you can allow yourself a little extra cream on top”.
Just watch me win.
That magimix is a very fine machine. It has so many bits with it. I hope you win it.
you’ll be entering those competitions next: i enjoy the refreshing taste of ice tea because… (in no more than 20 words).