What’s your name?
After an enjoyable night at the theatre **correction** the theatre was rubbish so Jayne and I walked out at the interval and went to the pub (the theatre bit was a work thing). So after an enjoyable night in the pub with Jayne I remembered the names Kate and I used to give people we didn’t know, but used to see all the time. It turns out that Jayne is also a great user of this technique and she was telling me about ‘no face’ (a girl who apparently has no features) and my favourite – ‘pleasin on the eye’. Yes you can imagine how attrative he is.
I know we wrote a list of ours but I can only remember a few:
TV dinner man
Strawberry Chewit man
Chess boy
Ring man
Brick head (I think she was also known as no eyebrow girl or something like that – sounds attractive doesn’t she?)
Kate – over to you….