What did you do at work today?
I took a photo of a lady banging a nail into a piece of wood with a banana which had been frozen with liquid nitrogen.
29/7/2004
Have you ever reached for a cock and got your nose stuck?
a few things:
1. I can’t take the social pace like Tom Smith. I could only manage four social nights in row, but as we discussed I think I was overdoing myself on my social occasions what with all the free champagne I had to drink, and the all day parties. I need to think smaller and then I’ll been able to last longer.
2. 
People have been slightly taking the piss out of my preparingforemergency excitement. All I can say is that when there is an emergency you will all want to be round mine because I will have the coolest non-perishables. That is of course if I let you in as there is no way I am contaminating my house if you are chemicaled.
3. I had to say goodbye to Kate this morning who is leaving for one year. I am meeting her in Vienna. I have already started planning it.
4. When playing badminton this week I actually got my nose caught in the net.