Tom and I just spent an enjoyable weekend in the Lake District on our bikes. We arrived at Waterside Farm Campsite on Friday evening and found a pitch roughly 2m from Ullswater lake. It was quite dark when we got there but we woke to an amazing view.

The drawback with this site was that the previous occupants were a flock of ducks and at 5.30am they tried to claim back their space by surrounding us and quacking and squeaking for ages then frightening our tent with take off an hour later.
We then caught a boat the length of Ullswater and arrived at Gillside campsite.
When preparing for a big walk into the hills Tom and I had an argument about my love of the bungee. I said we should take one as if we got into any problems the bungee would probably save our lives. He said it was stupid and he refused to carry it. If the mist came in we would hold hands to guide each other down. I said it would impeed our journey if we were holding hands, far better to bungee ourselves together, giving some movement but all hands free in case of a fall. Plus if we were stuck on the edge of a cliff and it looked like we would be there for the night we could wrap the bungee round our middle and attach it to the rock which would mean we might be able to sleep without falling off. He carried on with a raised voice slagging the bungee which caused me to put my fingers in my ear. Then the argument ended with me lip-reading the words “knob” and “end”. I secretly put a bungee in my poncho pouch and we returned safely from our walk which probably goes to show how effective they are.
Then there was much cycling and walking up 2mile hills with our bikes, and avoiding sheep and on sunday evening we made a sort of jam with plums and blackberries and ate it with scones. Oh…and then there was the 1 tonne car hill challenge, but you’ll have to wait for Tom to show you that one. I bet they had some emergency bungees somewhere.