This may make you sick
The key thing I took away from the gathering to celebrate Rachel’s impending childbirth is that having a baby can turn you into a dairyfarm. We were all very disturbed by this invention:

I couldn’t even bring myself to post the picture of the woman wearing it while on the phone in front of her laptop but if you really want to see it here is it.
November 25th, 2004 at 9:20 am
gross!
November 25th, 2004 at 10:35 am
I knew you would love it!
November 25th, 2004 at 6:09 pm
i wonder if it ever got advertised on tv, if they would use blue liquid, like they use in adverts for ‘ladyproducts’.
November 26th, 2004 at 11:29 am
It probably would have been easier and a lot less horrible if she’d fed the baby whilst at her laptop - or is she in the office - Yuk