Sarahmade

In an attempt to feel like a tourist on a weekday in February when it is snowing I caught the boat to and from work today. I was very cold and unfortunately the boat heating had stopped working. Fortunately they said we didn’t have to pay. That wouldn’t happen on the bus, it is quicker than the bus, cheaper than the bus and they had fixed the heating by 5pm. I think I could go on and on saying why it is better than the bus but I’ll let you look at my view from the new bus instead.

Tom Smith is in our room. It makes me feel funny but I don’t know in what way.

Tom and I were going to Australia on holiday. We went to some dodgy pubs before our flight and when outside one of them someone tried to kidnap me and put me in his car. He looked suspiciously like the printer we use at work. I managed to escape though and we made our way to the airport. There we were on a quest to find security or police as we realised the man had followed us. We finally found security but so had he! He had tried to turn them against us. Once again though we managed to escape get on our plane.

Then in Australia Kate to us to a hostel bar and Tom was saying how happy he was because he loves hanging out with loads of people who smoke drugs (hahaa). Then we realised there was something funny going on. Everyone was wearing crazy red jackets. Tom and I decided to investigate (even though we were on holiday) as we were both MI5 and had the skills. He went and did the field work and I stayed in our room as backup and making the paper reports. When I had finished my report (which took 2 days) I bound it in a book of purple fake fur and left the room with my gun.

I found Tom and Kate wearing the red jackets talking with the man who had tried to kidnap me! Kate asked me if I had worked it out yet. “worked what out?” “The red jackets make you invisible. The man who tried to kidnap you is friendly he was just trying to tell you about the jacket”. Tom was in on it too.