Sarahmade

I am a bit rubbish at remembering words to songs from my childhood but my mum remembers everything she has ever sung. This weekends words go with an opera extract – I can’t remember what – and the words are:

“oh Jemima look at your uncle Jim
He’s in the duck pond learning how to swim
First he does the breast stroke then he does the slide
…….”

sorry can’t remember the rest…mum what’s the last line?

Last night when I was brushing my teeth something caught my eye down the loo. It was my watch at the bottom of the bowl. It was just sitting there it the water!