Handy
I had a revelation today.
As you know I have been getting the ferry to and from work but there as been a bit of confusion so far on my destination home. I say “one to the marina please” and the ferry person says to me “ok yes, one to the hand”. Then the person next to me will say “one to the hand please” and then they get off at the same place as me which is the marina. This has happened five times but I haven’t plucked up the courage to say “one to the hand please” because I am going to the marina and I might say that and I worry that without understanding what I am saying they might turn round and say “what on earth is the hand?” and everyone on the ferry will laugh. I have searched the marina to find a notable boat called the hand or a nearby building called the hand but I have never found anything.
Until today and it was such a revelation I said “aaaah!” out loud. Directly in front of the ferry stop sits this:

I don’t know how I missed it. Tomorrow I will say “one to the hand” with confidence.
March 3rd, 2005 at 3:43 pm
WHAT??? What can it be? A giant cardboard hand?
March 3rd, 2005 at 4:40 pm
haha no I don’t think it would be a hand for long if it was a cardboard hand..it is some sort of metal hand but I don’t know what it is holding. A spinning top? or maybe a bottle top.
March 3rd, 2005 at 4:41 pm
a cherry bakewell! A Mr Kipling one on a mini cake stand.
March 4th, 2005 at 10:37 am
I think its a custard tart. tomorrow, say ‘one to the handy custart tart please!’
March 4th, 2005 at 2:36 pm
This has made me laugh so much. I keep thinking about it and having a little giggle.
March 9th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
hahaha!! i wonder what the “hand” signifies though….
March 21st, 2005 at 12:20 am
lol
doh!