Whatever next
The delicatessens and hairdressers are merging into one. I was having my hair cut yesterday and my haidresser said “I’m just going to put some sea salt spray on your hair.” I detected a little bit of embarrassment in her voice actually. Apparently it ‘adds fullness and texture like a day at the beach.’
crusty head
did she offer to put some sand in your shoes?
Whatever next. I expect she was embarassed she probably knew what you were thinking.